Fancy Feast - how to wall paper a sweet tooth, and a room

sometimes you walk into a EUROpean bakery in America or whatever you walk into some really swanky place for a glass bottle of slim milk and a plain croissant and when the great lady behind the counter asks you if you want "a plain croissant" you think to yourself about your plainness. Looking down in despair (<-maybe) you realize your looking at not only the coolest looking $17 candy bar wrappers but probably the cure to your plainness and new nautical wall paper for the bathroom and Dominican Republic wall paper for the mud room and who even knows where the hell the Serrano Pepper paper is going to end up but Fword that man you just landed the best idea ever.

As if.